peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

3 weeks ago with 86,104 notes

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blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

dalblue:

amoying:

friend’s parent: would you like something to drink?

me: no thank you

me inside: the thirst is real

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1 month ago with 37,388 notes

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