leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

1 day ago with 155,269 notes

dekutree:

my blood type is O- which means O…OH…..NEG…O…idk man i have an extremely large dick tho ladies hit me up

1 day ago with 22 notes

whitegenocide:

my fro game

bo bo bo

bo

bobobo

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1 day ago with 19 notes

sushes:

my english gets worse the better i know you because english is effort. ok i will draw something proper now…

Tagged: #lol #almost me

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

1 day ago with 55,956 notes

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

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6 days ago with 29,127 notes